APROKO REPORT ~ Naija Tori

The Senate for Nigeria don ask president Buhari make him start to dey prepare for de counting of everybody wai dey for Nigeria. This counting na de census. This na something wen former president Obasenjo been last do (that year, 2006). So this idea come from the motion wen one Senator Sule Hunkuyi forward for plenary today ‎for Abuja. As usual, them say make government think about am and release money quick quick for de project to succeed. Hunkuyi use better word take wash the matter say na part of planning o. As usual, they ask for money for the NPOPC (National Population Commision) because better thing na money kill am and as year don dey end, ei go better for government to join am inside 2017 Budget. He say ei don tai since the last census and by the time 2018 for don reach, ei go be 12 years space between de two census. He say, based on international standard, ei suppose take 2 year to plan proper census. Another senator, ‎John Enoh say the plan make sen...

Igbonla Senior and Junior Model Collage. You know that time when we tell you about how gunmen bustenter one secondary school kidnap 2 student, head teacher and principal? One aproko for Lagos State Ministry of Information don reveal to us say, the victims don rescue. he no make am clear wader dem pay ransom, all he say na dey don regain dir freedom and go re-unit with their family. Ei no easy o, person just go school/work and end up prisonal for 5 days. Anyway, Lagos State Deputy Governor, Dr. Idiat Oluranti Adebule go address press. We been dey fear say the kidnapper go release video where dem go announce say dey don marry the 2 student and principal. I just dey happy say dem no allow this one turn to #BringBackOurGirls campaign. I sure say this student go fit speak english sha. Congratulation to the police for not allowing the matter turn to something else as all the victim dey safe.

Right: EC Chairman, Charlotte Osei ‎The Electoral Commission of Ghana (EC) don disqualify 13 out of the 17 people wen wan contest this year election. The commission talk say only four people go fit contest the election. ‎EC Chairperson, Charlotte Osei, say de disqualified candidates not meetup to some of the rules. She say some of dem fake their signature, others no get enough signature to contest and some just fill their nomination for anyhow. She also say, some of them put fake information for their form (that na frund) so dey go forward dir matter go police. Osei give de name of de qualified candidates as:  Joh n Mahama of the rulling ‎ National Democratic Congress (NDC) , Nana Akufo-Addo of de  main opposition New Patriotic Party (NPP) ,‎ Ivor Greenstreet of de Convention People's Party (CPP) and‎ Jacob Osei-Yeboah , who be independent candidate without political party. ‎Ghana  go do dir election on December 7th, 2016 wen d...

Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa, Governor Delta State ‎ Ei don reach one week since anybody take eye see the governor of Delta State Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa. Rumour ‎say the governor faint for governor house wai dey for Asaba, Delta State and dey suffer from one sickness wai nobody understand. According to one aproko wai dey work inside the governor house, Okowa suppose  ‎attend one Teachers Day Celebration for cenotaph last Wednesday but he no show up as he just collapse for him office. Everybody wait for the governor to show up but he fall their hand. Dey have to call his deputy, Barrister Kingsley Otuaro make him for represent the governor at the last minute. The aproko talk say, he witness as dem hurry carry the governor go somewhere nobody know‎. He talk say since that time, nobody done see am (even him aids). Since last week, you go notice say na the Deputy Governor dey attend ALL the public function. This aproko still dey tell Sahara Reporter‎  say, ei don tai...

One policeman wai dey petch ‎along Aliade-Awajir road for Benue State, vex shot okada man just because of fifty naira rocha. The okada rider who's name na Friday go 'buy market‎' when he put mouth for matter wai no concern am. The late Okada rider see the police dey argue with another okada rider over N50 rocha and con try to settle dem na the police vex shot am exactly for him forehead . The police man mean am for him life for him to target the forehead. Poor Friday drop dead on the spot.  As Idoma Voice Newspaper report; This yeye behaviour of the police man provoke youth for the area as them start to dey protest well well. Some say dey must burn that police station because, how N50 con worth human life? When dem ask Moses Yamu who be the Police Public Relation Officer about the matter, he talk say him no know anything about the matter so how him fit talk? He say official report about the matter never reach their office, say him go "find out an...

One jealous step-mother go feed her step son with acid few days after his birthday, or na so dem claimed. The reason why dem blame her na because, the 3-days old infant start to dey cry after the step-mother carry the boy to baf am. Him mama rush to the bathroom and ask for her pikin but the step-mother no gree as she dey fear say dem don catch her. After dey take the infant to The Iiorin Genral Hospital where de doctor confirm say dem don poison her pikin. Kabir, the poision 3days old infant. After dey present the matta ohha to the step-mother (who be the elder first wife out of the three), she confess say she give the pikin with methylated spirit, she say she committed the crime because juju dey worry her. The father of the child, vex and ask him first wife to produce the poison but she no fit show am even wen he day blend her. She only confess say she feed am with methylated spirt but she no fit show evidence.

Yesterday some gunmen bust enter Igbonla Senior and Junior Model College , wen dey for de outskirts of Epe, and kidnap de vice-principal, the head teacher and four students. Although later, two of the kidnap student manage escape and both the Deputy Governor of Lagos Dr. (Mrs) Idiat Oluranti Adebule,   and The Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni put their mouth for the matter. Eyewitness say early as 8am, about seven kidnappers bust enter the school as everybody dey do assembly for one hall. They come from the Ogbere river wai dey for the back of the school on speed boats, scatter part of the school fence and carry the Principal, Head Teacher and Four Student. Then dey con escape through the same speed boat wai dey carry waka come. The school Among the people they kidnap na Lukman Oyerinde, who be the elder brother of the late Olaitan Oyerinde, a former aide to Governor Adam Oshiomhole. Police later say, na d...

Atiku hit the gym in preparation to join Arsenal FC by January 2017. At least na so him talk as he post picture of him workout.     The former VP no dey rest as he prove say even for play, him na confirm politician. He con make sure say dey find am a trainer wai resemble Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Na political tactics to just confuse people. I no know why dem no go allow Jonathan rest. In case you no know; Atiku Abubakar na the former Vice President of Nigeria and person wai don day run for de post of president since he leave office.   Na so we see am. Some people don dey provoke say dey no want am for Arsenal while some say “Sai Atiku 2019”. Anyway, dis na part of publicity try show say the man na human being. I know say Obasanjo fit workout but I doubt if our current president go fit.